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Dec. 6th, 2005 04:18 pmSeen in yesterday's paper: a letter to the editor.
"So letter writer Jim Savvas wants to neuter all pit bull owners since they are genetically inclined toward stupidity (Nov. 21). Ah, so much work, so little time.
Too bad Savvas wasn't able to purge anyone during the last century. A pit bull-owning mental lightweight like Thomas Edison certainly could not have withstood Savvas' fiery intellect. With Helen Keller, he could have eliminated two things at once - the stupid gene plus a physical handicap. Watching Savvas neuter pit bull owner Jack Dempsey would have been worth the price of admission, not to mention the photo op produced when he showed up to snip President Teddy Roosevelt.
Personally, I would have loved to watch Jim appear in France during World War I to tell the men of the 102nd Infantry and Armies Gen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing about how stupid they all were for their misplaced allegiance to Stubby, their beloved pit bull mascot.
Good luck, Mr. Savvas! It will be tough work, but someone has to do it.
(I apologize for any grammatical mistakes or a general lack of coherence. As a stupid pit bull owner, it is hard for me to put a sentence together sometimes. I can't even remember where I put my master's degree.)
David Riethmann
Arvada"
"So letter writer Jim Savvas wants to neuter all pit bull owners since they are genetically inclined toward stupidity (Nov. 21). Ah, so much work, so little time.
Too bad Savvas wasn't able to purge anyone during the last century. A pit bull-owning mental lightweight like Thomas Edison certainly could not have withstood Savvas' fiery intellect. With Helen Keller, he could have eliminated two things at once - the stupid gene plus a physical handicap. Watching Savvas neuter pit bull owner Jack Dempsey would have been worth the price of admission, not to mention the photo op produced when he showed up to snip President Teddy Roosevelt.
Personally, I would have loved to watch Jim appear in France during World War I to tell the men of the 102nd Infantry and Armies Gen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing about how stupid they all were for their misplaced allegiance to Stubby, their beloved pit bull mascot.
Good luck, Mr. Savvas! It will be tough work, but someone has to do it.
(I apologize for any grammatical mistakes or a general lack of coherence. As a stupid pit bull owner, it is hard for me to put a sentence together sometimes. I can't even remember where I put my master's degree.)
David Riethmann
Arvada"
